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John F. Kennedy

March 23, 2006
"A man does what he must – in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures – and that is the basis of all human morality."

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future."

Napoleon Bonaparte

"A true man hates no one."

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

Ayn Rand

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality."

"The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me."

Florence Nightingale

"How very little can be done under the spirit of fear."

"I think one’s feelings waste themselves in words; they ought all to be distilled into actions which bring results."

Robert A. Heinlein

" A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity."

"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."

Confucius

"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it."

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."

Lao-tzu

"To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease."

"Seek not happiness to greedily, and be not fearful of happiness."

Robert Frost

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

"I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep."

Al Bundy

March 29, 2006
I Care by Al Bundy
When hooters jiggle around,
and I find nickels on the ground, I care.
When a mustang engine purrs,
and the bathroom is not hers, I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound,
and the wife is underground, I care.
But when I've been playing this for days,
I will kill anyone who stays, I swear!

At the Nudie Bar
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

Al's Wife chant
I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife!

Ironhead Haynes' Nine Commandments
1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses"
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mudwrestling is a sport.

Old Aid song
We are the old, we've got arthritis,
Our gums are weak [so weak], from gingivitis.
We are the old, we've got arthritis,
We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis.
There are people younger, but we heed another call,
We really need the money, our accountants took it all.
We sing to you, those who have money,
Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny.
We need your help, so please please dig deep,
Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep.
We have Medicare, and anti-gas pills,
But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills.
We are the old, [They are the old,]
We have arthritis. [They have arthritis.]
Once we were gods, now golf excites us. [Golf excites 'em.]
So write a check [a really big one], for our December,
There's one more verse, but we can't remember...

Psycho Dad Theme Song
Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

A little touched or so we're told.
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!

Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

Who is the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's to eat it raw, Psycho Dad!

Who's that ridin' across the plain.
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.
Who is the man who's plum insane!
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

Psycho Mom Theme Song
Who's the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan.
Did it 'cause he missed the can.
Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom!




Ernest Hemingway

April 19, 2006
Never mistake motion for action.

Ayn Rand

July 31, 2006
Since there is no such entity as 'the public,' since the public is merely a number of individuals, the idea that 'the public interest' supersedes private interests and rights can have but one meaning: that the interests and rights of some individuals take precedence over the interests and rights of others.

Dr. Jerry Berneathy

December 18, 2006
Remember to focus on what you want. Don't let you mind to distract you from what you want. Be grateful for what you have and you will be given more to be grateful for. You are the reason the birds sing, the stars come out, the sun rises and sets. Remember who you are. Everything you are experiencing is due to the law of attraction. It is the same for everyone. Use this law to be, do and have whatever you desire. Joy and happiness is our natural state. Regain your power back. Ask and it is given. Peace is what you really want. I believe you can have it at any time. As Dr. Wayne Dyer says "I can choose peace instead of this. When you feel good you get more things to feel good about. As James Brown says. " I FEEL GOOD! To feel good is to feel God. God Bless You,
Yours in Peace, Dr. Jerry Berneathy
P.S. I honor that place in you where we both are one.

Vayne

January 4, 2007
"Loyalty Is Merely An Illusion!!"

Vayne

January 4, 2007
"The Only Weapon I Carry Is You Underestimation!!"

Maynard James Keenan

December 11, 2007
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.



Wayne Coyne

June 3, 2009
Instead of saying all of your goodbyes
let them know you realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round.